Now for something witty(?):
When in The Illinois I saw bu-jillions of The Cornfields. I never imagined that we needed that much corn. Do we? What if we covered up some of these corn fields with solar panels and put wind turbines in between the rows of panels? (It was hella windy there) Would this make corn chips and syrup more expensive and electricity less expensive? Would that make us thinner and less dependent on The
Oh but wait, that would kill the family farm lifestyle that we revere... but then why does ADM get such support in Congress?
At least in Illinois you can smoke at the table in the restaurant and ride your motorcycle with a naked head.