I'm on company travel in the south this week, Kentucky to be more specific. The thing about the states other than California (the good state) is that y'all can smoke pert near annywhur. This means that there is a smoking "section" in the restaraunts that is usually "all those tables right there" a few feet away from the non-smoking "section". The best part is that even in the non smoking section you can still smell the lovely acrid stench of the cigarettes.
I checked into my hotel motel last night to find out that my king size non smoking room was actually a queen sized SMOKING room. Needless to say it stank like the mother of all ashtrays. We were not impressed.
And in case you are thinking that they can spell good here, I saw a county vehicle this morning decked out with the phrase "Code Inforcement". Nuff said.