I'm on company travel in the south this week, Kentucky to be more specific. The thing about the states other than California (the good state) is that
y'all can smoke pert near annywhur. This means that there is a smoking "section" in the restaraunts that is usually "all those tables right there" a few feet away from the non-smoking "section". The best part is that even in the non smoking section you can still smell the lovely acrid stench of the cigarettes.
I checked into my
hotel motel last night to find out that my king size non smoking room was actually a queen sized
SMOKING room. Needless to say it stank like the mother of all ashtrays. We were not impressed.
And in case you are thinking that they can spell good here, I saw a county vehicle this morning decked out with the phrase "Code
Inforcement". Nuff said.
Well, time to git 'r done.
4 comments:
This is why we need to stress to all the Alabamians in "The Miracle Worker" that they need to switch their short E's and I's. An' ah'm reel sahrry ya'll [sic] hayd ta sleep in a smohkin' rhoom. Hope yew switched to a differnt rhoom befahr yew wint ta sleep.
Can I git a whitniss? Ah just noticed thet mah privious post wuz saved!
Thar wuz no uther ruums. Mih waaf sugessted that I shudduv aksed fer ruhplacemint lininns. Daang! Ah shudda thought of that.
See, that's why you should always travel with a pushy,uh, determined, woman.Love, yer waaf
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