boobicons

Emoticons are so Last Year. Boobicons are the new black. Here is the official reference table of boobicons.

(.)(.) Average breasts, small nipples just below center

(*)(*) Lifted breasts (place hands beneath breasts, lift)

(')(') Sky pointers, you know who you are

(' )( ') Wide sky pointers

(. )( .) Full breasts with small nipples that point to the sides

(o )( o) Full breasts with big nipples that point to the sides

( o )( o ) Really full breasts with big nipples pointing straight

I welcome your nominations to the reference table. And yes, I expect a comment riot on this one. And DON'T go posting any butticons or, saints preserve us, dickicons.

Lastly, the woman in the photograph is nobody I know. Type "boobs" into Google image search and you can get her picture too.