Monday, March 21, 2005

Mister Clean

Spent the whole day cleaning the garage. Looks like an operating room with a Honda in the middle of it now. Tomorrow and Wednesday I'm in Sacramento on a fourth grade class field trip. Read savemouse instead.

5 comments:

katya said...

Will you come over and clean my garage?

Bob Collier said...

No.
Here are my simple instructions.
1. Rent dumpster (IMPORTANT!)
1a. Beer
2. Remove entire contents of garage
2a. Beer
3. Replace all eight items that you cannot live without; e.g. actual life support equipment, items with eBay value >$200, aboriginal artifacts
4. Place remaining items in dumpster
4a. Beer

katya said...

It's actually pretty tidy. There's a lot of crap that needs to go to Broadway West's storage, but otherwise it's not bad. I was just trying to lure you over.

Bob Collier said...

Wrong bait.

katya said...

Yeah, it was too late by the time I realized my mistake.